Rainy Day Pick Up Lines

Best Rainy Day Pick Up Lines

• I will make you wet, one way or the other.
• I’d bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.
• I’d like to get on your waterspout.
• I’m issuing a severe loving’ watch!
• I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
• I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.
• If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!
• If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
• If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.
• If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can’t guarantee things won’t still get wet.
• If you want to taste the rainbow, let’s go back to my place.
• Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!
• Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head” any time you want.
• Let’s get you out of those bloody clothes.
• My umbrella will keep you dry but I’ll keep you wet.
• No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
• She acts like summer and walks like rain.
• Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.
• The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?
• The storm supposes to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
• There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.
• There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.
• Trust me, hang with me and I’ll name a hurricane after you.
• Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?
• Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running
• Want to see my lightning rod?
• Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you till the sun comes up.

Cool Rainy Day Pick Up Lines

• After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart.
• Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because
• you’re sad, baby. (Men in Black II)
• Are you a weeping angel?
• Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your basement.
• Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.
• Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you’re good at blowing.
• Do I make you saturated?
• Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.
• Do you want to collect my precipitation?
• Do you want to make out in the rain?
• Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world-class spill protection.
• Feel the rush of my monsoon!
• Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.
• Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.
• Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?
• Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it is a perfect 10.
• I bet I can increase your dew point!
• I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.
• I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
• I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?
• I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.
• I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?
• I hope you are the rain and I’m the land because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.
• I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.
• I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

• You advect my moisture.
• You are my sunshine and my rain, basically, you make me hot and wet.
• You can call me rain because I’m going to be getting you wet tonight.
• You can stand under my umbrella.
• You must be controlling the weather because you’re making me wet.
• (To be said on top of the Campanile) It might be cloudy, but I still have the best view.
• Are you an umbrella? Because I’d like to be under you.
• If you were fog, I’d get lost in your depths.
• Since we’re Bears, want to hibernate from the storm together?
• You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
• Strawberry Creek must be flooding by now, want to take a swim together?
• Want to head back to the Units and get out of these wet clothes?
• I’m like a cloud, making it rain all day.
• I see a “cum”-ulonimbus cloud in your future.
• I know this rain is good for the environment and all, but I was hoping you could focus on ending my drought?
• (To be said while Sproul Plaza is flooding) Don’t worry, I’ll sweep you off your feet and protect you from the water. (Carry them across Sproul Plaza.)
• Are you cold? Because I know a way to warm you up.
• Today is going to be cloudy with a chance of me.
• Let’s stop squirreling around and make out under the umbrellas at the Golden Bear Café.
• I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
• (When walking by Cafe Milano) Want to take shelter from the storm and get a cup of coffee together?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d like to rain all over you.
• Too bad it’s raining instead of snowing because I want to O-ski with you.
• I’m not a weatherman, but know that you’re getting a lot of inches tonight.

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