Funny Life Quotes to Put a Smile on Your Face

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Everyone claims that they have the best formula for success and happiness. Here are some of funny life quotes to relieve stress.

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Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as jogging for 20 minutes. Now I am sitting in the park laughing at the joggers.

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People are prisoners of their phones, especially the millennials. That is why it is called a cell phone.

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Broccoli says it looks like a small tree, mushroom says it looks like an umbrella, walnut says it looks like a brain, and the banana said, can we change the subject?

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 If I had only one hour to live, I’d rather be in a math class; it never ends.

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Why should I prove it is me when I pay bills over the phone? I didn’t call you to pay someone else’s bill. On the other hand, if someone is paying my bills, please let them.

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 I just want someone to hug me and say, “I know it is hard, but you will be okay. Here is a drink and a million dollars.”

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