Funny Life Quotes  For You

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There are a plethora of funny life quotes out there that will make you laugh. Quite a few of them will give you a genuine reason to laugh. Here are a few quotes for you.

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I just want someone to hug me and say, “I know it is hard, but you will be okay. Here is a drink and a million dollars.”

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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday?

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On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

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When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and it is already 6:45. When you are at work, and it is 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes. It is only 2:31.

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How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary.

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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Bob Hope 

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